A Normal Conversation That's Heard At My House

Crystal: D have you eaten?

D: No

Crystal: You haven't? I thought I could smell food cooking when I was sleeping.

D: Well, I made some waffles & pop tarts.

Crystal: So, you have eaten?

D: No, I only had a few.

Crystal: D, when you put food in your mouth, chew it up & swallow it. That means you have eaten!